All puzzles
Xword
On the Record
1A
New Year's ___: same bullshit, better outfit
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Across
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New Year's ___: same bullshit, better outfit
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Left on read by someone who still watches every story
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What a 'humble' LinkedIn post is actually doing
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The reason you're at a party you wanted to leave an hour ago
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You may be ___ something if every 'candid' post has a sponsor
Down
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The person a politician calls 'the boss' until election night
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Account saying 'Great point!' under a video of a sinkhole
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Your ___: the person you're 'not dating,' according to the group chat's evidence folder
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A ring-lit apology with three camera angles, perhaps